Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student, contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.



Collegiate Darwinism
A theory posed by a Penn State student (Stevezee), contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.
Example:
Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with "fat chicks" should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.


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