incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.



incapacitator
-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)
Example:
"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"


Incapacitating dump
When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.
Example:
His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.


giggle incapacitation
when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.
Example:
Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"


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