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smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

smoot

by TexasDex on Feb 25, 2005 11:59:40

A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).

Example:
Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
ear.

Smoote

by Cuhreenuh on Oct 28, 2007 14:11:36

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.

Example:
"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"

smoot

by mike on Dec 06, 2004 12:40:23

79% of the earth is covered by water

Example:
the rest is covered by smoot

Smoot

by Chazbanx on Mar 04, 2014 11:25:24

The wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your ass crack. Smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty Sanchez.

Example:
My back sweat rolls down in my crack, creating smoot.

smoot

by Ignigknokt on Jun 30, 2009 04:10:04

A game like tag.

The rules are:
1. Any number of people can play
2. The game can be played either every day or hour.
3. To smoot is to touch other person and say "smoot"

4. Once smooted you are not out of the game

but you cannot smoot a person who has smooted you
until the next day or hour.
5. The game goes on forever and never ends.
6. In case of a tie both players must wait 5 min before they can
smoot each other again.

Example:
Guy 1: hey man high five!
(hands make contact)
Guy 1: smoot!

Smooted

by zimzimmerrr on Aug 23, 2011 02:55:22

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

Example:
"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

Smoot

by Jcop015 on Mar 13, 2020 18:09:55

A unit of measurement commonly used by Boilermakers working at the Tilden Mine. Usually equals 5’7’’ or 5’8 1/2’’

Example:
The patch in the duct work needs to be a Smoot tall by 2 Smoot’s wide

Smoot

by Hoodbonics on Nov 08, 2018 14:15:03

Means Having a little Penis or not meeting up to the standard size that a woman desires in A mans Genital area.in other words a guy who has a Little Johnny.

Example:
Your not Packin down there so there for you have a Smoot !

Baby My stroke game is nice.oh really cus from what I heard u got a smoot !

Girl my sexlife sucks its no fun when we do it.Girl are you telling me that Jerod has a SMOOT !

smoot

by Fred Smoot fan on Mar 25, 2007 12:57:00

v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.

Example:
Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.

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