jiujitsu

1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still wearing them.2. Involuntary Yoga



jiujitsu
The martial art that uses the least amount of effort to cause the most amount of pain. It is one of the best forms of self defense as it is as effective from someone not as physically capable as someone who is in prime condition. It is the great leveler because your little sister could bring you to tears quicker than that bouncer that muscled you out of the club last week. The only art that is really worth a damn.
Example:
Don't mess with those guys... they know jiujitsu.


jiujitsu
Fighting people in tough pyjamas, whilst choking them out in different ways and manipulating their limbs and bones.

Your opponent may tap their hand onto you, the floor or themselves, which means they basically got owned like a little b**ch.

15 stone man trying to start fights with you?.. cool, get him to the floor and use your jiujitsu skills, he’ll regret ever starting it.

“The gentle art”
Example:
“Hey I’m off out to jiujitsu class now”

“Ok darling have fun choking people out”

“I will do, thanks Mum!”


Jiujitsu
The gentle art. A form of martial arts which includes no strikes but uses a variety of chokes locks and cranks. Used commonly for self defense is known to be the best martial art for defending one self
Example:
I used Jiujitsu to defend myself against the bully


jiujitsu hot
Also called MMA hot, this term refers to a woman who is relatively average looking but appears far more attractive within the world of jiujitsu and mixed martial arts (MMA) amongst a bunch of sweaty guys with cauliflower ears, butch dykes, and masculine-looking females (i.e. Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos).
Example:
Example 1:
Kyra Gracie is jiujitsu hot.

Example 2:
"Pechamens: This hot ass girl came in to train at the gym today.
GodLex: Was she fucking hot for real or just jiujitsu hot?"


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