Compass

a device used to find direction. Sometimes it's used to find a landmark, other times it's used to find love.devise that points towards your dreams.



Compass
Noun-

1. The mixture of semen (Cum) and urine (Piss) that exits the penis after sexual intercourse. This whitish discharge is often the opening act for a golden shower.
2. The abundance of cum that exits the penis after extended intercourse
Example:
Raigen- "Yea, ohh yea, ride me!!"
Storm- "Im gunna compass!! OMGGGGGG!"
Raigen- "Wow. Get me a towel. WTF."


Compass
n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.

The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.

A childish prank.

Similar to back straddling.
Example:
"I hate that guy so much I performed a compass in his toilet. Just watch him clean it up"


Compass
A navigation device of ancient origin. It requires no batteries, but demands a reasonable amount of skill to use. With a compass, you can navigate through rough country to an unseen destination. It is most useful with a topographic map.
Example:
Millie used her compass to get to the ski hut.

Yuppies, Soccer Moms, and other sissies don't know how to use a compass. They need a GPS in their car just to get to work.


Compass
A device that haunts geometry student's dreams. It is supposed to create near-perfect circles. However, it instead slips around your page until you are forced to erase a hole into your notebook. Also capable of producing stab wounds
Example:
Tara's compass wasn't sharp enough and caused her to fail the test.

Jack was afraid that his compass would kill him in his sleep.


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