Handshaker Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Handshaker

A car with manual transmission.

Handshaker

by Mikel Hall on Mar 09, 2004 21:58:10

I strange creature who believes he possesses the talent to drive but blatantly does not.
often talks ballshit, and lies to impress.
Try to pull but unfortunalty fails the majority of the time.

Example:
chris shennan

handshake

by Anonymous on Mar 19, 2003 21:14:09

1. The grasping of hands by two people, as in greeting or leave-taking.
2. Computer Science. An exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.

Example:
Jerds gives Spengler The Handshake™.

handshake

by me on Jun 01, 2004 13:37:06

a casual fuck.

Example:
"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

Handshake

by ScrubbyNinja on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

The most sacred form of sealing a deal.
A mutual agreement amongst two people to abide by clear and agreed upon terms.
Anybody who would break these terms is a gigantic faggot, see welcher

Example:
Men get sued over contracts, but men get killed over handshakes.

Handshake

by NickCannon on Jul 22, 2018 04:12:46

A handshake constitutes an unspoken agreement to capture a seagull and deliver it to the other party when one party finds themselves in the presence of said birds.

Example:
Observer: "Wow, that's a rocking handshake! I can't wait 'til she gives him a seagull"

Rick: "Hey Ashlea. Thanks for the seagull. I now know how much our handshake means to you."
Ashlea: "You're welcome! I'd give you all the seagulls in all the beaches if I could."
Rick: "Gee. You are a true friend and we are both very funny and attractive."
Eavesdropper: "Hey, I was overhearing you guys talk about how funny and attractive you both are and I want you to know that it is true. Everyone says you are both very funny and attractive and the whole city of Baltimore wants you both as romantic and sexual partners but we know you can't choose us all so we are all very sad all the time."
Rick: "Thanks. That means a lot."

Handshake

by HMarz818 on Jun 15, 2016 07:51:52

Handshake - A type of currency used in the night life to pay for undisclosed services. Handshakes come in different denominations and sizes depending on the service and the hand.

Example:
Hi sir, I need to skip line. How much would it cost me. "It will be 2 handshakes".

handshake

by Billy Bichititimen on Jan 28, 2005 11:58:07

slang for jerking off

Example:
march 19th is national handshaking day.

or

have you had your handshake today?

Handshaking

by soft boi clique on Jan 10, 2019 04:37:54

A code word, used by many, for sex/fucking

Example:
"Olly and Harvey can get quite loud when handshaking"

The handshake

by theycallmefrank on Jul 03, 2011 09:10:14

the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.

Example:
The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt

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