Contard
Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces
religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the
second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or
Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany
miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.
Contard
by PCGaming on Sep 14, 2009 03:53:42
Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing
CoD 4 and
Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of
PC Gaming.
contarded
by kathyv on May 06, 2010 12:46:25
Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have
mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are
stupid or dumb. So, by using
contarded, you wil not insult other people.
contard
by The Truth on Jan 18, 2005 03:26:58
A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and
WMD's they try to
hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all!
YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.
Example:
Contard:
yeehaw man' george bush
shure is a gud president.
Normal Human: You sir, are an idiot.
contard
by LockeSteerpike on Sep 24, 2006 18:05:20
A combination of 'Conservative' and 'Retard.'
A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be
internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious)
worldview.
A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
Example:
Jimmy is a contard. He
religiously believes everything
on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
contarded
by vincentttttt on Apr 17, 2008 07:43:34
Example:
-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all
the stumbling. so
dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.
katerina).
contard
by mc rob on Jan 11, 2019 17:37:27
noun
/conˈtä
rd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered
impaired by
political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.