Coont
A nicer, and sometimes safer, way of calling a female (or your buddy) a cunt. Sometimes softens the blow of using the C-word in public while still pointing out a persons cuntishness.
Example:
Patrick - "Shelley didn't have to tell everyone about my small penis."
Josh - "Dude she was being a total coont today."
Patrick - "Shelley didn't have to tell everyone about my small penis."
Josh - "Dude she was being a total coont today."