Cornelius's

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.



Cornelius
Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.
Example:
Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.

Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?


cornelius
A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful green eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and kiss you in public and make sweet gestures. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.
Example:
My boyfriend Cornelius is really awesome


Cornelius
a hot sexyyy guy that loves you for everything about you. may make fun of you at times but, if he realy cares he will kiss you or even make out with you in front of your or his friend. great kisser with big lips and abs. shy at times but loves attention so give him all you got.
Example:
cornelius just made out with me in front of this person. he is amazign!

i saw!!


Cornelius
A bald spot on ones head. A circular spot at the back of the head missing hair. From the Roman leader Cornelius.
Example:
Oh, look at Paul’s Cornelius. He should put a hat on or he’ll get burned


Cornelius
A tall guy with brown hair usually and acts humble and calm but when it matters he will be the hardest man in his gang (mainly sketchy areas London Luton Bolton etc) has amazing ideas when it comes to getting girls and getting his gang rates and girls. The guy will back his best man and will bang anyone who chats nonsense. The guy will fullon stay with his guys in dark alleyways and banging rivals basically he can be a sexy road man
Example:
I was walking through an alleyway and saw Cornelius and he winked at me

Next thing I knew he be kissing my


Cornelius
Cornelius is a name of a wonderful person with a good personality. They may be awkward at times but they always pull through. Many Cornelius’ have a high tolerance of patience but can see through bs over time. Overall just go hangout with him.
Example:
Hey did you see Cornelius in that corner crying?

Yeah

Ask him if he wants to cry at our place


Cornelius
A rich and proper boy. He's socially awkward in most situations and takes opinions of him seriously. He hates being the butt of the jokes, but will do anything for a friend. His humor is difficult to understand, as it's hard to tell whether or not he's joking. It looks like he doesn't care, but he really does. Many of the things he says, he means the opposite (ie "I don't want this" but he really does).
Example:
Person 1: Who was that cutie with Lewis?
Person 2: Oh, that was definitely Cornelius.
Person 1: Wonder what he sees in him.


Cornelius
Nicknames: Corn; Corny; Gozillla (Due to their often times great height)

Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla

Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.

Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"

Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come
Example:
Emily: Gosh, isn't Cornelius such a jerk?
Meg: Yeah I guess, but I can't stay mad at him


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