DANIMALS

Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.



Danimals
The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.
Example:
Nigga 1: "Oh shit son, that nigga's packin' Danimals."
Nigga 2: "Shutup."


Danimal
Dan·i·mal Dan-uh-muhl

–noun

1. Any male named "Dan" with a unique ability to be the life of the party or consume copius amounts of alcohol and remain functional in social settings.
Example:
The night really sucked until Danimal showed up!


Danimal
One who is vastly superior to all others in terms of golf, academics, and the social scene. A Danimal typically pulls off spectacularily clutch shots when needed and responds with ferocious roars. Danimals are animals in all aspects of life, and are bound for success.
Example:
Jack: "Yo dude Danny just had to chip in to force extra holes, and he made it"

Teddy: "I know man he's so ferocious and clutch. He's just a monster out on CCR. What a Danimal"

Chris: "He certainly has a salsbury future ahead of him."


Danimal
A term that commonly refers to a species of beastly men who tear shit up in bed, mudruns, and are ferocious on the weekends. These Danimals have been known to chew on the bones of small dogs and watch small children get smacked.

If one comes across a Danimal, hide your kids hide your wife.
Example:
Danimal: Just think of a mix between a bear, wolverine, pirate, Steve McQueen, and Angus Young


danimal
A large male/animal with the birth name of Daniel or Dan. The Danimal is very dangerous when it comes to the female species. It either attacks it's prey with a venomous sting to the behind, or waits until the female is weak and injured then makes it's move.

Example:
Female 1: OMG the Danimal is cuming RUN.
Female 2: OMG he's going to sting me.


Danimalize
1. Verb: the process of a Danimal making hot sweet tender love to a lady friend named Edna.

2. Verb: to be treated t to PWNage in the realm of European History by the Danimal.

3. Verb: When someone falls in love with the Danimal and he rejects/accepts/doesn't-give=-a-clear-answer-but-agrees-to-being-given-fellatio.

3. Verb: the process of being Marxified.

4. Verb: the actions committed by the Danimal while the song "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye plays.

5. Verb: to be ravaged viciously and without mercy to the point of pleasure by the Danimal.

6. Verb : the Danimal's act of inflicting pleasure/drunkenness/shame/heartbreak/pregnancy onto an individual.

7. Adjective: the effect of the Danimal's mating call.
Example:
Hey, I'm really sorry Cassandra, but when you deal with the Danimal you should expect to get Danimalized....


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