Danny Glover
a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.Danny Glover
The Danny Glover is the act of using your partners toilet to make an immense post coitus bowel movement of which you exit said bathroom stating “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.
Example:
Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.
Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.
Danny Glover
Danny Glover
Example:
Zach: "What the hell am I drinking? Its freaking amazing."
Doug: "Thats a Danny Glover bitch. drink up."
Zach: "What the hell am I drinking? Its freaking amazing."
Doug: "Thats a Danny Glover bitch. drink up."
Danny Glover
When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.
Danny Glover
Example:
Operation Dumbo drop was robbed at the oscars when the film left with a shocking zero awards
Operation Dumbo drop was robbed at the oscars when the film left with a shocking zero awards
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To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.
Example:
-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.
-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".
-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.
-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".
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Example:
I think Danny glover stopped by and wiped my ass with his glove from angels in the outfield when I wasn’t looking
I think Danny glover stopped by and wiped my ass with his glove from angels in the outfield when I wasn’t looking
danny glover
when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.