Daughter

The female offspring between two people who shared a life and a love strong enough to forge a soul. The female offspring who butts heads with her mom constantly because she secretly hopes to be like her someday because she loves and admires her mom deeply. The female offspring that a father knew once he held her that she would be his princess forever, and he would be her servant, until the day he hands her off to someone that will never be good enough to take care of her the rest of the way, and says quietly in her ear at her wedding as they dance, " you may be a woman now, but you'll always be my little girl, and if your spouse ever mistreats you, well you tell me and just like every cut, or bruise you ever had when you fell, daddy will be here to lift you up, treat your wounds and smash with anger whatever hurt my little princess".



Daughter
The child that fathers don't know much about so they ignore them, the child that mothers push away and alienate, even though that child is probably gonna be the one to actually go to school and finish college while their brothers knock up every girl up and drop out of school to sell drugs.
Example:
Contrary to popular belief, a daughter is not any harder to raise than a son.


Daughter
What disappoints fathers more than anything else. These kinds of people tend to date guys that are assholes, and dress like the village whore to get attention.
Example:
Father: Hey daughter, why are you dressed in short jean shorts, leather boots, and a buttoned open vest with a few pounds of makeup and lipstick on?

Daugher: Oh, I'm off to see Rocco, my boyfriend who treats me like shit.


Daughter
“I wish my daughter hadn’t been born” ~ the guy who spend all weekend talking shit about me
Example:
Hym “You wish your daughter hadn’t been born, huh? And you want to talk about me being a piece of shit, innit? Isn’t that wild? The guy with nothing to steal has a lot to say. Nothing to steal. Nothing worthwhile about him aside from his daughter and he wishes she wasn’t born. His slut baby mama wants to fuck. What does he have? Nothing. And he want to talk shit about me. What else did I almost do? Did I almost fuck your girl? What else did I almost do?”


daughter
Term of endearment used to call ones daughter, used in the same context when one refers to their own son as son.
Example:
Wow, daughter...you really did it this time, I knew you could win the championship!

Well, daughter this is your big day, now get out there and sing like you have never sung before and show them how it's done!


daughter
One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.
Example:
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."


daughter
the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.
Example:
mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!


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