David Ortiz
an
overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without
getting ass cramps and can't field for a
dead moose's last shit
David Ortiz
by Sah Zen on Jul 14, 2006 08:00:41
David Ortiz
by Sixx12 on Jul 11, 2006 13:34:17
A player for
the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best
hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs
David Ortiz
by Twaterman on Aug 28, 2009 10:04:24
Example:
Dude, did you see that
Dominican praying to a golden
statue of David Ortiz aka
Big Papi? I don't blame him.
David Ortiz
by Future Superstar on Jan 28, 2009 09:42:46
Example:
The DH for the Red
Sx, wearing #34 and often doing goofy hadshakes!You may also know David Ortiz as........
Big Papi!
david ortiz
by ERAU Nigga on Jan 14, 2008 13:08:30
Probably the biggest
steroid user
Red Sox history.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play
first base.
Example:
David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts
belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?
david ortiz salas
by teresacarlisle on Feb 07, 2017 02:23:15
confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes
Rakish and
jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES
weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.
Example:
David Ortiz Salas: I HATE
weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
David Ortiz theory
by thebest212 on May 13, 2009 03:52:32
The explanation as to why
Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was
a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to
hit one.
Example:
Guy 1: Why hasn't
Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to
hit one.
Guy 1: Ah,
the David Ortiz theory in action.