Homo erectus
by Hansel VanEnema on Jan 25, 2007 07:33:13
Homo erectus, also known as the
Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the
Cromagnon tribe (which became
modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.
Example:
A minority opinion is that some men of the
Neanderthal tribe married women of the
Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most
hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.
Homo erectus
by Cum bare fly on Mar 20, 2020 08:24:34
French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of
archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2
mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of
contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.
homo erectus
by QuacksO on Dec 30, 2017 14:25:07
An ancient species of
primitive man who habitually walked about with huge
boners, and had just
one thing on their minds.
Example:
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a
hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a
lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to
jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
homo erectus
by Andy on Apr 27, 2004 21:17:52
huh huh.
homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of
hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time
impaling things with their long rods.
They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.
Homo Erectus
by IHasPotatoAim on Jul 30, 2018 12:49:52
The most powerful spell that
Harry Potter can ever cast. This will cause the victim to be
erectified by
homos. Please use this with caution
Homo Erectus
by Homie_erectile_disfunction on Jul 16, 2006 10:38:03
The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the
cave-man.
The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.
Others claim that the phrase was coined when
Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round
Carling Cup tie in 2005.
Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of
the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
Example:
Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus,
specially after seeing him
eyeing up dat
foo over der called John.
Mother? There is no other.