Derpishment

The act of being a DERP



derpish
Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Example:
Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"


Whirling Derpish
The complex, confusing, mind boggling series of mental acrobatics that a person must perform to believe that Donald Trump is anything other than a fat, lazy, stupid con-man who’s only concern is for himself.
Example:
“Wow, that guy performed an amazing whirling derpish when asked why he supports a guy who believes in Chinese Hurricane Guns.”


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