IQ

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IQ
A bunch of nonsense fabricated by simpletons in an attempt to objectify a complex and subjective attribute known as intelligence. This measures the ability to perform simple mental tasks, which can be augmented by training and practice. IQ tests take no note of intuition and creativity, nor have any bearing on true intelligence. They have some relation to job success because only this simple minded interpretation is needed for repetitive and obedient tasks.
Example:
I have scored well over 140 on recognized IQ tests scored by 'certified psychologists' while half asleep, but don't give a shit. A truly intelligent person does not brag, but rather teaches, and realizes that a 'high IQ' means precisely dick, just as well as many other qualifications in modern society such as degrees, etc. Many feel intimidated by the real scope of intelligence thus they try to tame it and make it comprehensible on a 'normal' level rather than to truly develop it within themselves and increase the breadth of their perspective.


IQ
Intelligence Quota. A number distributed to give people something to boast about, so they don't have to worry about real world accolades and achievement.
Example:
People boast about how IQ is genetic and predicts everything in life, while popping Adderall pills.


IQ
A made up, fictional measurement of intelligence invented by Youtubers to clickbait viewers, And Rick and Morty fans to rub their intelligence in others faces.
Example:
Man: I just had a 10000 IQ play in Roblox: escape Spongbob Obby!
Woman: IQ doesn’t exist, idiot


IQ
n., abbr. of Intelligence Quotient. The figure that results from taking an IQ test, which is a scientific, accurate, and objective measure of one person's ability to take IQ tests.
Example:
"I has a high IQ."


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