wrestling

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wrestling
The toughest sport out there, in which you go for as many as 5 days with no food, 2 without water, and work out in a sauna after impossibly intense normal practices to make a low weight class. You then beat the shit out people in 6 minute matches, some of which last up to 10 minutes if they go to overtime. No pussy rests like in football and no slow pace like in soccer. It is all out tooth and claw WAR for 6-10 minutes against a MAN your exact size who has trained all season to kill YOU. After a match, the you are nearly dead and sometimes cannot stand. You will eventually stand and then fight up to 5 times in one day.(Up to 50 minutes of pure hell.) If you are tough and survive the first day you then go home, get six hours of sleep or less, and do it all over again, with your opponents getting tougher every match. You will probably have been injured at this point and have to fight through it.

Last man standing gets to call himself the champion.


In order to be good at this sport you have to give up all unhealthy foods and train hard at least 3 times a day.
Example:
You can play football, soccer, hockey and rugby but you cant play wrestling.


wrestling
The harderst sport in the world. No, not WWE, real wrestling. Wrestling where you spend six days a week practicing, then going home to eat nothing so you can make weight, then waking up the next morning to practice again, all so that you can get your six minutes in the ring with no breaks or timeouts trying to put the other man in the ring to his back. All the while giving up your social life so that you can practice and lift when you have the free time.
Then, if you're good enough, fit enough and determined enough to win your match, you walk over to your coach to get a few last minute pointers, and then go to your next match for another six intense minutes in the ring.
Furthermore, it is not a gay sport. Wrestling is called gay by many people only because they know that their sport is nowhere near as difficult as wrestling. They call wrestling gay because they don't want to admit that the reason they don't wrestle is because they're lazy and afraid of the pain.
Example:
-yo, wrestling so gay when you feel up other men and all that stuff
-shut up, you don't know the first thing about wreslting. Why don't you join the team and see how hard we work instead of doing the track team.


wrestling
The greatest sport in the world. Professional "wrestling" is a bunch of bullshit.
It requires hard work, self confidence, self determination, and personal sacrifice. It teaches life long lessons and skills that no other sport can.
Example:
Once you've wrested, everything else in life is easy.


wrestling
the toughest sport around, pussies like to call it gay because they are not tough enough to do it. people who say that it is easy must come from a very shitty school that gets trampled by their rivals. "pro" wrestling is like a redneck ballet at which toothless, skoal chewing hillbillies watch juiced up actors pretend to slap eachother.
Example:
pussy: wrestling is gay, i could do it easily.



wrestling
The best sport in the world. Professional "wrestling" is a bunch of bullshit.
It requires hard work, self confidence, self determination, and personal sacrifice. It teaches life long lessons and skills that no other sport can.
Example:
Once you have wrested, everything else in life is easy.


wrestling
One of the hardest sports you can ever compete in. "Professional" wrestling like WWE or ECW is a bunch of bullshit, half the stuff they do aren't even real or legal wrestling moves. The only "professional" wrestler worthy of attention is Kurt Angle who has actually competeted in REAL wrestling. Oh and it's not a gay sport. Yes you do dress in spandex uniforms and "grope" other individuals of the same gender. That does not make it gay. Wrestling is no more "gayer" than football, basketball, swimming, baseball...etc. Wrestlers work as hard as, probably harder, than any of the competers in the above sports.
Example:
Simpleton: Hey, did you see the WWE wrestling match yesterday? Man, that was sick!

Real Wrestler: No, I didn't, you faggot. You know why? Because I spent an hour practicing for my match tommorow with no water breaks, no rest breaks, and no mercy. I wrestle for REAL.


wrestling
A very tough sport to compete in. Probably the hardest around. You go for up to 10 minutes of competition with little stopping time in between periods. No, you don't go without water for two days, try to cut massive amounts of weight, and go without eating. Only retarded wrestlers who think they are getting rid of fat do that. Most of all wrestlers are not gay, and wrestling is not like WWE TNA WCW or any of that shit.
Example:
Wrestling is the best sport.


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