pretzel

An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.



pretzel
a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.
Example:
He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!


pretzel
a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...
Example:
you see tom wallich the other day?

no, why?

he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!



pretzel
n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
Example:
-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice


pretzel
a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.
Example:
Girl 1: Um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.

"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."


pretzel
1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.

2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
Example:
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday

2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.


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