windshield

Windshield can mean two different things. The common usage for using windshield is on a front window of a car.The second common usage for windshield is whether. The speed of wind, which is used on the news. I am sure you've heard.



Windshielding
When recieving a blowjob from someone with glasses, you pull out and cum on their glasses.
Example:
I was getting great head from this girl with some sexy glasses on and I knew I was going to be windshielding her all night.


windshield shark
The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.
Example:
Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.


paint the windshield
When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.
Example:
Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.


Windshield Time
The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours.

Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.
Example:
Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.


bugs on the windshield
The residue that remains in your teeth during or after eating a meal. Often most pronounced when a piece of lettuce or spinach gets stuck in your teeth after consuming a salad.
Example:
Yo Dude, you've got some bugs on the windshield. You may want to get a toothpick or floss to clean up a bit before talking to anyone else.


Windshield Cowboy
Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.
Example:
President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."


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