Dick broke

Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.



broke dick
A Navy term describing a sailor or piece of equipment that is not functioning properly...
Example:
1. Push that broke dick cannon overboard, its just added weight we don't need...
2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...


Broke Dick
Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.
Example:
David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.


Broke Dick
"Broke Dick" refers to any noun that exemplifies the best traits of its specific class and flat out can't be beaten. Better than anybody or anything else. Most likely to have traits or come near the desired outcome.
Example:
She: "This is the best BBQ sauce I ever had."
He: "It's like a broke dick."
She: "A broke dick?"
He: "You can't beat it!"

She "Your love for me is like a broke dick."
He: "What do you mean?"
She: "You can't beat it!"


broke dick mountain
1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner
Example:
Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.


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