Swisher Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Swisher

Probably the poorest brand of cigar you can find.

Swisher

by swisherlover on Oct 06, 2011 08:38:44

(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.

Example:
"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"

"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"

"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"

Swisher

by the_drunk_girl on Feb 13, 2012 03:16:26

Drinking straight out of a bottle of alcohol like vodka or tequila instead of pouring it into a cup or mixing it with juice.

Example:
Hey man, pass me that vodka so I can do some swishers!

Swisher

by peruvianrock on Jul 30, 2008 09:05:19

A fart that travels up passed the balls.

Example:
I let quite a swisher as I sat among the other baseball fans.

Swisher

by hanseroc on Sep 02, 2006 16:11:32

cool flilthy awesome sweet stylish trendy hip with-it groovy nifty tight dope
A word originating in Shoreline, WA meaning cool or awesome. It is a very easy and fun word to use.

Example:
Eroc: "Did you hit up that party on The Ave??"
Geenuhh: "Jea dog, it was swisher!"

Swisher

by Carey Christian/Lionel Grimes on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

A type of Stall-Walker. One who briskly swishes water over their hands without using soap after taking a leak or a dump.

Example:
Gabe: Answer me this Alfred, did you make mud pies when you were a kid?
Alfred: Sure did Gabe, how did you know?
Gabe: Well, when you swished instead of using soap after you came out of the toilet you pretty much just made a doo-doo cake in your hands. (pause) With pee extract.

Red: Yo chief, can me and Hank get some of your potato chips?
Slim: Didn’t ya’ll just come out of the can?
Red: Yep
Slim: Did ya’ll wash your hands with soap?
Red: Nope
Slim: Ain’t neither one of you Swisher’s stickin’ your stink’n hands in my bag.

swishers

by pothead420 on Sep 10, 2003 23:05:50

blunts

Example:
got dem swisherz so we can roll dis blunt

swisher

by bmanzzs on Oct 27, 2008 06:23:34

The brand Swisher Sweet cigars. Popularly will be used as a blunt by emptying a Swisher Sweet cigarillo of its guts (tobacco), lining the shell with marijuana, and resealing it. Personally not my favorite blunt paper, but it's dirt cheap and works decently. Holds from a short dime to a fatty dub. Comes in a variety of flavors including peach, menthol, strawberry, chocolate, grape, and tequila. Here is the one and only top list for swisher flavors:

1. Grape
2. Strawberry
3. Peach
4. Sweet
5. Chocolate

Example:
Bob and I went down to the local convenient store and bought two swisher sweets. We then ripped that sucka down the middle, emptied that tobacco product and finally rerolled it filled with amazing weed. It's safe to say that I got blazed.

swisher

by billforrbill on Sep 14, 2006 13:23:25

A Swisher Sweet cigar, often split open and re-rolled with weed.

Example:
"I dont smoke Phillies ima Swisher man"
"Yeah, roll the Philly or Swisher Sweet"

swisher

by emanbeastypants. on Feb 22, 2012 10:52:58

see blunt

Example:
i love smoking swishers
nahh i like blunts
there the same you homeless crack head

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