Dick in the mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.



dick in the mud
The act of Anal Butt and she/he/it shit into the partner penis
Example:
I was with Cindy last Night and she really gave Me a Dick in the Mud.


dick mud
1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
Example:
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.


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