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Modern

Descriptive of the increasingly large number of people who do not conform to the traditional values of man + woman = ok. Modern People tend towards being attracted to their own sex, or even both, in which case they are considered to be Thoroughly Modern People.Symptoms of Modernity include overly tight/baggy clothes (boys/girls respectively), visible underwear, and publically being amorous with a member of the same sex.Term was initially invented in the Birmingham area of the UK as a means of talking about suspected Modern People in close proximity without the subjects being aware of what was being discussed. Its growing popularity is rendering it useless in this regard.See also: Modern People, Special Friends, or the short forms MP and SF

Modern

by Tom Laoshi on Jul 28, 2005 14:46:21

Modern, in this respect, suggests a person, commonly a female, and more commonly of Sino-Asian lineage, who accepts, or at least doesn't readily condemn, Western ideals as they pertain to sociability, relationships, sex, and so on.
Often spoken in contrast to the more closed-minded, Traditional type.

Example:
Suzie is a modern Chinese girl. She's discovered the pleasures of sensuality, is open-minded about sex BEFORE love, and enjoys casual dating.

Modern

by Johnny Luke on Mar 07, 2007 23:50:00

Someone who lives life on the forefront of high-fashion, exploring the nature of man (and man's body) with the appreciation of a woman.

Example:
I think that's the bassist's boyfriend, I've heard he's a bit modern.

Modern

by Myste on Nov 08, 2006 13:44:35

Describes one who is open to participating in free, positive, erotic expression with multiple partners of either sex; a festive environment where open sexuality is enjoyed and encouraged; orgiastic behaviour. Usually refers to the openly sexual enjoyments of a hip, bohemian or patrician class of people.

Example:
The Bay Area and L.A. have a large Modern community who enjoy frolicking wildly at Modern parties. "There's a hot Modern party happening on Saturday night." "I'd love to play with you, but I'm not feeling very Modern right now."

modernes

by GegeltusGeltenkopp on Dec 18, 2013 03:25:19

A club where a legendary wolfpack of 6 men shows upon a regular basis and roams around in circles to hit on every attractive woman there is. Usually they are closing more numbers than everyone else in the club combined and also they are the motherfucking gold standard. Also a place where Momedes the sweating black guy hangs out.

Example:
Loser 1: "Hey dude, let's hit the modernes tonight and do some whack ass talk!" Loser 2: "No man, Young Money will be there and take away all of our girls! Let's wank at home instead"

Hot Babe: "I so wanna go to Modernes tonight...I heard Julian the legend will be there" Bimbo friend: "Omg, totally!"

modern

by Krkič on Apr 18, 2019 16:55:37

what was described here earlier as dating culture. I can totally relate. its uncomfortable being forced into a game where both participants kind of apply to rules that they think are valid and true because we are taught to believe so. like, who defines how and why two people come together? so we make a shortterm effort in using nice flattering words, smile even if we don't feel like it, invest in flowers and food and hope we win? and thats it? we return to our lives telling our friends that "its official guys, he posted it on facebook" and fail to see that the real connection our souls are craving is not found in trying to be liked but in being true to yourself and being accepted.

Example:
"I don't want to date you. Our first date was horrible. It felt like a game. All i want is to calm down a little from the madness of modern life."

modernism

by sandrashine on Oct 26, 2017 05:36:28

A state in which irony becomes existentially externalized; usually through the introduction of new technology which is a skeuomorph of prior technology e.g. factories replacing farms in the era of late 1880's industrialization.

Example:
Modernism shifted parody from the literary to the existential; and heavily foreboded the existential self-parody of postmodernism.

Modernally

by Angulique on Jun 07, 2007 15:43:02

The opposite of traditionally.

Example:
"Traditionally, Grog is a mix of rum and water, but Modernally it's a mix of rum, hot water and spices."

modernism

by hildegard on Jan 22, 2008 22:57:18

It is an over theorised term used to describe a very old fashioned art movement.
I occured from around 1850 to 1950. Impressionism, cubism, fauvism, and realism are examples of modernism.
Modernism was replaced by postmodernism - Which one can not even talk about in a dictionary.

Example:
I still don't understand what exactly "modernism" means - it happened over a hundred years ago.

Modernicity

by Noj77 on Aug 11, 2010 23:18:48

All things 'modern' i.e anything that came after your childhood

Example:
Snickers? - its a Marathon! You don't surely, have email, love hearts? whats with the flavored condoms... OMG - Damn this Modernicity!

A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.

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