Scrum
by batyodi on Apr 29, 2021 10:39:50
Example:
Tim enjoys his
scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too
swampy.
Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.
Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.
Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
scrum
by alexlovesscrum on Apr 19, 2023 02:06:22
Example:
The food was so scrum, I think I got the pussy part of the chicken.
I’m sick of buying all these
school supplies because the kids can’t stop
scrumming on the glue sticks.
scrum
by Wallis and Futuna Islands on Dec 22, 2004 09:20:50
scrum
by Kayl on Jul 03, 2019 08:57:55
Example:
"I
gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the
pubes out of my teeth!"
"
TMI."
Scrum
by bonelesscheese on Jun 02, 2021 10:49:05
A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "
Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim
Sombrero's "
scrum".
Example:
Hey baby, will you lick my
scrum?
Tina, I would
love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.
Scrum
by brewskies on Oct 12, 2009 17:12:29
Scrumming
by DJ WaffleIron on Aug 22, 2012 04:40:52
Example:
You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few
hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and
semen everywhere. They have been
scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
scrummed
by safetycanary on Jan 31, 2011 05:08:12
scrum
by gnostic1 on Jun 29, 2012 01:31:49
n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a
penalty kick instead of knowing
sniggers while a call of "
push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Example:
Scrum! White! There's your mark!
Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!
Is that
referee high on something? The match hasn't started!