Dirt Devil

A vacuum. A little red vacuum that you can vacuum the stairs with. We found one in a car so we kept it and now we vacuum the stairs with it. It's pretty handy. Not very noisy. But if the little thing that catches all of the dirt flies off in your face it's disgusting. So don't let it overflow. Or just constantly watch it. They might come in other colors or something, but I don't know.



Dirt Devil
It seems as though there is a massive confusion over the proper names for things. For example, Dirt Devil (or Dyson by our English brothers and sisters) is a more appropriate name for a blow job. If we consider the fact that a blow job involves no blowing what so ever, we can all agree that a dirt devil, and or dyson job is a better term.
Example:
Girl: I'll dirt devil you for 20 bucks
Man: Sure-ee that sounds like a great deal, wait whats a dirt devil
Girl: you'll see


Dirt Devil
A person with lips so big they seem capable of creating a vacuum.
Example:
Stevie: That kid Kurt is a real Dirt Devil.
Rob: Yea, his lips consume his whole face.


Dirt Devil
The Act of sucking your partners chili ring with your lips. the goal of the whole process is to obtain the Poo-Poo in your Cum-receptical. once the Poo-Poo is in the Hot box, add some Cool-aid to the mix and swash it around for your pleasure. Enjoy
Example:
Justin Dirt Deviled the shit out of Blake last night and then gave the common courtesy of giving him a reach around....


tasmanian dirt devil
This is a sex act that involves first the recipient having fecal matter deposited on their face and smeared, like a cleveland steamer combined with a mud fall. Then adding in a swirlie, the individual's face is placed in a toilet as it is flushed while having intercourse in a doggystyle position.
Example:
A tasmanian dirt devil exquisitely combines defecation and fear of suffocation to heighten the sexual experience.


Dutch Dirt Devil
Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.
Example:
Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"


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