cheese factor

if a movie is high on 'the cheese factor' it means the movie is very corny/cheesy/sappy/etc.



cheese factor
The ammount of meaningful information that comes out of a guys mouth compared to the ammount of stupid-ass shit that comes out of it.
Example:
girl 1: "Kyle's cheese factor has gone up recently"
girl 2: "yeah. Yesterday he made a joke about my breasts and tole me to "chill""


Cheese Factor
A scaled measurement (1-10) judging how far one’s undies have crept up one’s crack (a potentially debilitating condition which can result from any activity that involves bending, crouching or squatting, and is usually coupled with the exposure of butt cleavage). Scores on this scale must not be issued or proclaimed by novices or cheese factor enthusiasts due to the extraordinary variations in the kinds and sizes of undergarments, necessitating weighted metrics for accurate judgments. For example, traditional Mormon unmentionables are so baggy they rarely bunch, so scores higher than 4 are only possible if said handy Mormons are morbidly obese. Conversely, butt-flossies (thongs) garner at least an 8 rating without one even budging off the couch. A Cheese Factor of 10 (otherwise known as Imminent Endangerment) represents a frightening creepage scenario which might best be replicated by sitting on a vertical pencil and taking a direct hit, if you know what we mean. The momentarily intractable situation of a Cheese Factor 10 may require hospitalization or, at the very least, the full tugging might of your spouse, significant other, or a hastily constructed series of pulleys, weights and some type of wardrobe hook. Eww. This scale is employed when describing the potential outcome of an upcoming task. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.
Example:
“Replacing this u-bend will probably result in a Cheese Factor of 7, so brace yourself”.


cheese factor
It's the most important factor in all trig equations.
Example:
You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.


Cheese Factor
The cheese factor is how believable a scenario is based on how many times it is used in a film or any other form of media.
Example:
Person 1: "Me and Alex kissed for the first time on the top of the bleachers at the homecoming football game."
Person 2: "As much as I'd like to believe you, the Cheese Factor of what you just said makes it sound like bullshit."


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