armless

Refers to a person who doesn't compare to another person.



armless John
When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.
Example:
C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!


The Armless Horseman
The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.
Example:
My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!


armless hug
when a naked lady, with tube sock titties, gets too close to you causing her titties wrap or droop around your body. It feels like a hug with no arms.
Example:
Last night, after mom took her ambien, she came in my room to kiss me good night. She was naked so I got an armless hug when she kissed my forehead.


Armless Hitch Hiker
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Example:
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...


armless Palmer
It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash
Example:
Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!


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