Do the Dew

When you insert your penis into your sexual partner's rectum and then urinate. Often the penis has to be inserted fully and then become slightly flaccid, however true "Dewers" are able to maintain a full erection.



doing the dew
(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.

Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"

Past tense: Did the dew

Future tense: Do the dew
Example:
With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.


do the dew
Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).
Example:
Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.


do the dew
Inserting a finger into a person's rectum while giving a blow job, typically in a gas station bathroom
Example:
Man1: "Did you hear what she's goin to do?"

Man2: What man?

Man1: She grabbed up dude and they're goin' to "do the dew!"

Man2: Again?!


Do the dew
(a) drinking out of a bottle without touching your lips to the rim, like they do in commercials.

(b) using a homemade bong
Example:
(a)

guy 1: hey, let me get some of that grape drink.
guy 2: no way dude, you'll backwash.
guy 1: come on please? i'll do the dew.
guy 2: alright, here.

(b)
girl 1: are we smoking out of a banana peel and a cork?
guy 1: yeah, i lost my bong so we're going to have to do that dew.


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