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madden

A video game that causes obsessive behavior.The reason some girls don't get any sex.

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by oberchode on Mar 08, 2006 05:47:16

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

Example:
1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.

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by GEUP on Aug 24, 2008 12:47:28

A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.

Example:
I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.

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by like ya cut g on Oct 28, 2020 01:20:19

a nice cute guy who plays minecraft and makes people laugh no matter what

Example:
Oh your such a madden

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by IMayBeNinjaButYouWillNeverKnow on Dec 30, 2019 00:05:22

a game that fuckin sucks and we all hate but yet we love and keep fuckin running back to. My theory is because the nfl sold the rights to ea so nobody else can make an nfl game, but they know everyone’s going to buy it anyway and they don’t care if it’s good

Example:
Monday- “How did he fuckin drop that??? Fuck it I’m never playing this shitt again

Tuesday- “ Hey man you wanna play madden?”

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by ekooooo on Oct 15, 2005 00:05:03

1. adj: sloppy, untidy
2. adj: extremely gluttonous or crapulent, as in the nearly constant consumption of barbecued ribs, pizza, fried chicken, gravy, or mayonaise
3. n: a sloppy or gluttonous person

Example:
"Shit, I'm getting all madden with these submarine sandwiches"

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by Squirrels_in_my_pants on Jan 30, 2021 14:59:56

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

Example:
"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."

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by John Madden sucks on Nov 16, 2004 23:22:13

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.

Example:
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."

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by Jules223 on Jan 30, 2018 06:12:35

Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.

Example:
Madden is so nice

I’m going to ask out madden

Madden looks good today

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by Tikibarberfan on Feb 03, 2010 10:10:07

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

Example:
Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.

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