Caillou
A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a
rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's
a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has
leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.
Caillou
by Shifeen Finkle Gucci on Oct 23, 2018 09:03:44
Caillou
by Caillou's dad on Apr 14, 2017 11:20:37
Caillou
by Puntato on Aug 04, 2018 04:16:37
Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the
manifestation of Satan.
2:
A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same
roof as him
Caillou
by Donald Caillou on Jan 04, 2018 12:31:32
Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to
infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying,
stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of
Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.
Example:
You wake up. You see Caillou there with a
chainsaw. But he is
so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he
kills himself.
Caillou
by TSM_AK on Feb 02, 2018 10:04:11
Caillou is a little
bald head ass dickhead that i used to watch when i was young asf. Caillou was on the OG Network
Treehouse and
Teletoon all that shit if he wasn’t i don’t even know it was a long ass damn time i watched this
circle head shit.
According to my calculations wtf am i saying i just searched this dumb shit on Google Wikipedia this little boy is 4 years old. And you maybe Caillou lovers are probably like why are you insulting Caillou, What did he to do you, Why are you mean to him and that bs. This dude is a straight up whiner i don’t know if i typed that right but you know what i mean this guy whines about every single shit let me tell you what i mean. I’m actually not gonna tell y’all what episode and what season cause as i said it’s been a long time i didn’t watch this dumb shit but i remember what happend and i’m sure you will too. Ok, he was in the bathroom playing with his toys i think then his dad walked in he told him something about "We’re not going to the circus today, we are going tomorrow". Probably it wasn’t the circus it was maybe the Theaters or the zoo i don’t know, he said that then this mf kid starts crying like a baby i mean like he said tomorrow he didn’t say in 1 week or in 1 month or in 1 year, he said tomorrow and then started crying like a little bitch. My point is that when i have kids i won’t make them watch that ridiculous dumb ass bs.
Caillou
by bassistheplace246 on Jul 19, 2018 13:33:06
Example:
It is with
a heavy heart that we
announce the passing of Your
Sanity after its three-minute long battle with Caillou.
Caillou
by KentuckyFriedDwarf on Jul 20, 2018 17:34:21
Caillou
by a fallen star xxx on Jun 02, 2020 11:16:17
A loud child that I want to smack in the face. He throws fits over EVERY DAMN THING IN THE WORLD and never gets
discipline. His parents just
comply. A bad role model for kids. Not the worst show ever but pretty bad (why did I like that show
when I was little)
Example:
Caillou:
mommy can I have candy
Mommy: no
caillou
caillou: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY GODDAMN CANDY
MOMMY GIVE ME MY CANDY WHAAAAAAAAA
Mommy: okay just one
chocolate bar though
And that is what happens in Caillou
Caillou
by spooped on Aug 03, 2018 12:41:35
A bald,
dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for
adoption, but nobody liked him. See
Dickwad.