Doritos
Doritos are a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly-owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. The OG Doritos were not flavored(called Toasted Corn Doritos). The most popular flavors are Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. Doritos are commonly featured in MLG mongtages alongside Mountain Dew, also owned by PepsiCo due to sponsorships with games and esports tournaments.At the time of writing, there are 14 flavors of Doritos listed on the website:Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch,
Spicy Nacho, Flamin
Hot Nacho, Flamin Hot Limon(not a typo), Spicy
Sweet Chili, Dinamite Chile Limon, Poppin Jalapeno, Flamas, Salsa Verde, Taco Flavor, Tapatio, Simply Organic Spicy White Cheddar, Simply Organic Organic White Cheddar, and Blazin Buffalo and Ranch.
Doritos
by LoRes on Sep 08, 2008 03:28:08
The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular
flavors:
-Cool
Ranch
-and
Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!
Example:
LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some
winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm
jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111
Doritos
by Dr Suffering on Oct 07, 2014 01:49:41
Cardboard triangles with a heavy
MSG coating.
Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust,
brick dust, and other
detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.
There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Example:
Every
bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the
fact they are 50%
MSG.
doritos
by SSaxdude on Feb 11, 2010 13:40:55
A delicious snack that constitutes
the bulk of
the diet of lazy people and college students. Goes great with beer. However, owners of
Doritos hate to have their own Doritos taken.