apparently a song everyone cries to

this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.

a song that describes the drama going on between olivia rodrigo, joshuah basset, and sabrina carpenter. olivia and joshua were rumored to have dated and joshua flirted with sabrina carpenter. in the song olivia says your probably with that blonde girl, and sabrina is blonde!

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

🎶You probably are the blonde girl 🎶 that always searches this up🎶 cuz you don't want to be alone🎶

since🎶Olivia Rodrigo blew up🎶yeah🎶but today was your last blonde day 🎶cuz you're getting your hair dyed a colorrrrr🎶 you think that you're ugly but i think that you're wrong in all 🎶wayyysssss🎶I think that you got this and i think that you're strong everyyyyyway 🎶so 🎶guess you just believed what the mean ones had said about youuuu🎶well I think you got this so go ahead and tell me I'm wrong🎶You're great 🎶so great 🎶 I think you're getting stronger everyyy day🎶 Don't you just really relate?🎶 Don't let them treat you like toys 🎶Gosh you're so blue🎶they used you🎶they thought they'd down your tune🎶oooooooooooh🎶cats, dogs🎶groundhogs🎶all these things are great🎶as a service pet🎶reconnect.. 🎶 they'll recognize your face🎶even when you're blue🎶cats love you🎶follow you to each place🎶 just like dogs do🎶 oooooooooooh 🎶

Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken