new hat
Something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it's something newer and better than it is.Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by
Lisa Simpson was ignored by a
throng of girl shoppers in favor of a
Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"
New Jersey Finger Hat
by J0hn_D0e on Oct 11, 2019 00:00:25
When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she
busts out some
Bugles and puts
one on the tip of your penis.
Example:
“Bro
my girl is so
kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even
ate it afterwards!”