Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded



Dumples
A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!
Example:
"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.


Dumple
A noun or pet name predominately used by a spouse to describe thier affection towards thier partner.

'Dumple' derives from the word 'dumpling'. It's meaning is tasty and cute like a dumpling... but bigger.
Example:
Come here! You look so cute...you're my dumple! 😙


Dumplings
Cooked balls of dough. They are based on flour, potatoes or bread, and may include meat, fish, vegetables, or sweets. They may be cooked by boiling, steaming, simmering, frying, or baking. They may have a filling, or there may be other ingredients mixed into the dough.
Example:
Dumplings are delicious.


Dumplings
(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.
Example:
Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.


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