Eva Longoria
The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a
youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a
high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.
eva longoria
by Stanton St. Stafford on Mar 27, 2005 03:52:43
Most famous for playing the roles of "Gabrielle Solis" on the hit TV series Desperate Housewives.......and she first hit it big when playing the role of "Isabella
Brana Williams" on the number one rated soap opera in the US
The Young and the Restless from the years 2001-2003
She was married to General Hospital star Tyler Christopher....
She is also known as..
Eva Longoria Christopher
eva longoria
by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo on Feb 19, 2007 16:00:10
An overrated 4ft. tall,
rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle
Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "
Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.
Example:
Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one
too many times and got yelled at for it!
Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand
the fuss about
Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!