FBJ
FBJ is a term used to describe a friend who generally sucks in all aspects of life. This person is normally a white, homosexual male who ruins everything.
FBJ
FBJ
Example:
Person 1 : "I won a lottery ticket dude !"
Person 2 : " (FBJ) Fucking Blow Job... No wayy !"
Person 1 : "I won a lottery ticket dude !"
Person 2 : " (FBJ) Fucking Blow Job... No wayy !"
FBJ
Abbreviation for Facebook job, a play on the abbreviation for blow job or blowjob, BJ. Occurs when a male and a female talk in a dirty, sexual manner to each other on Facebook. Apparently very popular among young teens, the modern version of phone sex.
Example:
"Dude Brittney gave me an FBJ out of no where last night!"
"No way, how was it?"
"Amazing. I wasn't even tired and i didn't wanna go to sleep after it. It was awesome!"
"Dude Brittney gave me an FBJ out of no where last night!"
"No way, how was it?"
"Amazing. I wasn't even tired and i didn't wanna go to sleep after it. It was awesome!"
FBJ
Fake blow job: the act of giving a blow job with minimal mouth use (solely on the tip) while the hand does most of the work.
Facebook Jockey FbJ
There are disk jockeys DJ's, video jockeys VJ's, and then there are those who post every day several times a day very interesting stuff on Facebook...The FbJ ...facebook jockey
FBJ (Forced Blow Job)
The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.
Example:
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”