Satellites
A method of classroom mischief.Ingredients : Pencil
eraser and 4-5
staples.1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of
the eraser.2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.3. ???4. PROFIT~
Satellite
by keyboardrealist on Dec 07, 2011 04:21:37
Men who
weasel their way into
the friend zone with your girlfriend, with the sole intention of passive-aggressively ending your relationship so that they can be right there for the
rebound.
Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.
Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.
Example:
Alpha #1: Yo, who is that dude who keeps hitting up your girl?
Alpha #2: Oh it's this
SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the
nicest guy ever.
Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a
satellite.
Alpha #2: It'd be
her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.
Alpha #1: LOL
Alpha #2: LOL
satellite
by sarajonn on Nov 23, 2009 01:05:53
noun:
(on the satellite, to the satellite)
1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "
sattelite" or another planet completely.
2. fucked up, out of your mind.
3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.
verb:
(
satellite'n,
satelliting)
1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness.
2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person.
Example:
"Don't call me for a ride...I'm about to be
satellite'n."
"We about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite."
"We went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite."
"I saw Laurie last night and she was so fucked up....she was on that satellite"
"We about to satellite in this bitch.
Light it up!"
"We sittin' around, smoking a J, and next thing I know, I'm on dat satellite."
"Dude, I went to a
Flaming Lips concert, but I don't even remember...I was on a satellite."
satellite
by anon-sa on Feb 07, 2005 21:50:59
A device which does either:
1.
Orbits earth as a communications device or provides
military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).
2. A celestial body which
orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.
3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)
* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!
satellite
by Jameilee on Mar 04, 2008 10:38:19
When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the
blunt and they
inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their
lungs
satellite
by satellite on Jun 22, 2005 00:58:16
A
hot chick's less
desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean.
Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.