Mayhem
by Shitrock on Sep 25, 2008 03:27:44
The band of
Euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of Emperor and Immortal to be teh
KVLT black metal they are instead of Death Metal, without Euronymous you wouldn't have the first wave of
Norwegian black metal. Also the band was great for the first bit then Euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. Unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.
Example:
Guy 1 "Mayhem kicks ass, De Mysteriis Dom
Sathanas is epic win!"
Guy 2 "No they don't, teh r
totl posrs!!11!!!!! Blashenehredgehrs is
troo kvlt black metulZ!!!!
Guy3 " Actually, no guy 2 you are wrong."
Mayhem
by M A Y H E M on Feb 06, 2010 01:54:01
The act of being banned by a Semi-Admin for breaking rules on a game server.
When a Semi- Admin
login's in secretly and
BANS a repeat rules
breaker with no warning.
Example:
Player: I was
switching teams to be on my friends and I got Mayhem'ed from the server.
I found a map glitch and
camped it and got Mayhem'ed.
I like spamming my
ubber voice pack in game and got Mayhem'ed from the server again.
I troll the forum and start crap and got Mayhem'ed from the forum again.
Mayhem
by TruthSpeaker on Aug 19, 2004 09:35:53
a fun, wonderful and colorful band that had a very good time stabbing the fuck out of each other. Any of their wonderful and creative albums is a must hear for all families. This is an excerpt from their jolly new album, named
Kill Your Family In Your Sleep.
"VON DUESSEN BAN CRUEEEY
KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB
STAB RAPE YES BON SIGRMUND I KILLED BON SCOTT VON BOOCHLEEN"
Example:
I had a good old fun time listening to that fun album, and I let loose and DANCED A LITTLE! oh, what fun. Then the
headbanger potheads at the party all invited me to their meeting in the dark alley and then I must have been tired because
I fell asleep.
DUNDUNDUN
Mayhem
by Amar van Leeuwaarde on Jun 05, 2006 01:47:36
1. Probably the shittiest excuse for black metal ever. The likes of mayhem caused me to believe black metal was shitty for most of my life until I found out of some real black metal bands like Vinteriket,
Arcturus and Darkspace.
Mayhem atracts idiot rampant teens who give black metal a bad name and let people think that black metal is about occultness and satanism or something.
The beautiful side of Mayhem is however that it murders itself out. Session member
Varg Vikernes killed lead guitarist Euronimous and the lead vocallist Dead didn't feel like letting anyone take effort to it so he killed himself.
2. Good quality grannyporn.
3. The
opposite of good black metal.
Example:
1. 'I listen Mayhem, therefore, I'm an uber poser and an idiot who actually things Mayhem is cool while in reality I'm laughed upon by people who are deeper
into the black metal scene.'
2. I don't think I'm allowed to give an example of this.
3. Good(Mature) black metal albums:
Arcturus - Aspera Hiems Symfonia
Vinterriket - Der Letzte Winter
Darkspace - Dark Space I
The Kovenant - Nexus Polaris
Summoning - Minas Morgul