FENDER

A well established golf habit which is to utter a phrase either before or after a player hits a golf shot that will inevitably cause the golf ball struck to not go in the desired location.Fendering (verb) Saying something to an opponent's golf ball to prevent it from going where it was going to go before the phrase was uttered.



Fender
Guitar company that creates guitars with a noun prefix attached to a verb.
Example:
That StratoSonic is cool!


fender
1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.

2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.

3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome
Example:
1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.

2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)

3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.


Fender
The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.
Example:
Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...


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