find my Johnson
by Wiz Khalifalexander on Feb 28, 2011 06:45:16
This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for
the Johnson.
The Johnson is usually hiding in
the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.
Can't find my ass
by ab5sr on May 10, 2016 10:53:20
A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a
new job. Or simply not being able to get
a project, task, or assignment started due to either
mass confusion or a lack of organization.
Example:
Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at
the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil:
Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
i need to find my backpack
by WallyDetroit on Mar 31, 2009 05:09:20
code for "i need to
take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.
based off in a popular
sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo