Facebook Whore's

Signs of a facebook whore:1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.4. If you are in at least 30 groups.5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.



Facebook Whoring
Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Example:
Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.

Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring


facebook whore
A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.
Example:
Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)


facebook whore
An individual, male or female, who randomly ads 'friends' to their account, despite the fact that they have never met a single one. This is done in a desperate attempt to make themselves look like they have lots and lots of friends, which is generally the exact opposite.
Example:
People are more likely to think someone is cool if they have a moderate amount of friends instead of hundreds (455 for example), since they're obviously a facebook whore.


facebook whore
Someone who adds people to their facebook for the sole purpose of having a bigger FB friend count
Example:
guy1:hey do you know this girl? she added me on facebook
guy2:Woah! i got added by her too
guy1:wow prolly just another facebook whore


facebook whore
when your girlfriend who supposedly loves you, continually and repeatedly flirts with other boy's on facebook. when confronted on this, she giggles and plays dumb....
Example:
some wanker: so i just thought id add u if thats cool wiv u??? u look rele nice and i just wanted to get to know u betta....

what my girlfriend should have said: i suppose its ok if u add me, tho i have a boyfriend who i love and could never replace...so theres no chance of anything happening.

my girlfriends actual response: yeah thats cool, du add all the fit girls like me lol ;-) how comes u think im nice? everyone thinks im mean lol lol :-P

me: facebook whore....


Facebook Whore
An individual who has more then 500 friends. They know and everyone else knows that they only enjoy seeing that number rise and they don't care who the people they add are. The only thing a "Facebook Whore" cares about is the number of people they have on facebook, and. whenever someone writes on their wall. These individuals may or may not be on facebook often, but the only thing the do is accept friend requests and respond back to wall posts, etc. A good portion of these "Facebook Whores" will have friends who also suffer from this horrib;e disorder, as Whores always depend on other whores to get by.

These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.

Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."

To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
Example:
Facebook Whore picture description: "God look at me I'm so fat and ugly. I'm going to be forever alone! :'("

FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."

FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"

And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.


Facebook Whore
1) A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.

2) As you sign into Facebook and go on your newsfeed, expecting to see stuff that actually concerns you. But you see that one Facebook whore who has commented on everything that they see and having petty conversations such as; I MISS YOU, OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And no one cares, nor wants to see it!

3) Also known as an "Akki"

Example:
"DALIA! stop being such a Facebook Whore! We don't want to see your annoying conversions and shit."


facebook whore
Someone who seeks attention from anyone they can get on facebook. Posting "posing" pictures... Multiple online relationships, posting slutty comments on walls / pictures... And just general whoring.
These people are generally unliked by most, but are desperate to get online friends to make up for their crappy real life.
Example:
Dood: Shit, Melinda's such a facebook whore. WHERE IS THE BLOCK BUTTON DAMNIT?!


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