Fat Joe's
As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of
mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on
the crapper.
fat joe
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt on Dec 21, 2004 11:51:21
Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of
Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our
dinner plates.
Example:
"I can't look at
Fat Joe because it makes me want to
yank my eyes out and rub
icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
Fat Joe
by none of yo beeswax on Jul 24, 2004 16:23:14
A Fat
Garbage-Ass rapper who tries to be like Biggie Smalls. He also likes to wear pink and lick
the bottoms of sneakers (see
MTV CRIBS). Nasty ass biotch!!!!!!
fat joe
by JenThe80'sFan on Aug 31, 2004 02:07:52
Example:
Rather than taking the advice of his
nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick
the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like
migrant childrens' sweat.
fat joe
by emmanem on Apr 02, 2005 03:09:40
Example:
lean *
pant* back lean *pant* back, *fat ass falls after he
leans*
fat joe
by hi on Apr 16, 2005 10:00:50
Fat Joe
by Def Juxxin on Oct 24, 2004 08:46:12
An ugly, fat rapper who has thousands of little animals killed to make all the
faggy fur
coats he oh so enjoys and constantly
raps about in his commerically-driven pop songs.
fat joe
by aaron and pat on Apr 17, 2005 09:56:20
fat joe
by Frank White, King of New York on Nov 28, 2007 04:35:03
Rapper who used to be really good back when
Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are
not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name
Joey Crack.
Example:
Kid 1: You heard of that nigga
Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was
still alive.
I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.
fat joe
by Enna B. on Jan 09, 2005 12:17:10
Two words
Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a
chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a
heartattack!