Fenton

An Irish last name. Fentons are rare now but are just the greatest of people. They're hilarious people that care so much about other people. They are strong and independent. Don't mistake their kindness for weakness though because once you do they will get their revenge on you.Very attractive people, typically tall with golden hair and gorgeous eyes. Love laughing and working hard for what they deserve.



Fenton
The terrible, sinking, feeling you get when something you worked very hard on is suddenly irreparably changed for the worst by the inconsiderate action(s) of an individual or small group.
Example:
Situational:
1. You spend all day working on that last minute assignment and after having completed it and left the room only breifly discover your pet dog/cat/parrot/liger has destroyed the fruits of your labour. This is all made worse by them trying to, in their own simple way, tell you that everything is fine.

2. The free from corporate interests social network for hospitality exchange I spent 5 years participating in just got sold out to the tune of 7.6 million without myself or the vast majority of 3 million members being consulted.

Conversational:
Person 1. 'What is wrong with you? You look sad.'
Person 2. 'I just got dumped by my partner. Completley out of the blue. They are seeing somebody else already. I feel pure fenton.'

Person 1. 'This shit is making me mad and fenton. I don't know if I should scream or puke. Maybe I'll do both.'
Person 2. 'Calm down dear. Everything is ok.'
Person 1. 'Fuck off! You did this to me!'

Horribe person (probably some kind of evil nemisis, but not a very bright one).
'I fentoned them all so hard they will be crying for a year while I count my illicit money. Muhahahaha. Muahahahaha. Hahahaha. Muhahahaha.'


Fenton
The act of superior dominance in the guise of petulant inferiority...Similar to the rope-a-dope technique used to draw in Wanna be predators on the attack, only for the tables to turn in a demoralizing fashion...The art or War
Example:
"Mel didn't even see that shit coming B... He ran up on the kid and got his ass OD fentoned, he didnt know he had the strap on him, Backed Mel up and took HIS shit"


Fenton
Full of fake rich kids. They walk around in their 100$ shoes 100$ Hollister windbreakers and 100$ joggers. They all think their the shit because they hit their Sourins in the bathrooms(Juulrooms) at school. A city where the druggies meet up at the little kids playground down town. There is no down town to be heard of but there is always someone walking around down there. Then there is the Applefest the only thing that EVER happens there. Where girls give blow jobs on the Ferris wheel and kids buy weed in the parking lot. Half of the kids live in apartments but somehow afford Designer clothes, a vape and the newest iPhone all while their parents drive their Leased Escalades and Mini Vans. The Freshmen football players are all way to small and the cheerleaders are all skinny and short. Kids from Fenton think they are the shit but no one from any other state or even part of the state knows where it is.
Example:
Person 1: you wanna take our 7 year old kids to the park in downtown Fenton?
Person 2: only if you want them to smoke weed or get shot


Fenton
Fenton is an amazing person who everyone likes and everyone worships. Most people would die for him. He makes friends very easily because he is extremely funny and likeable. He is very easy to talk to and cares very much for his friends. He is very handsome and cute. According to some girls, he’s very good in bed too. He usually hangs out with his best friend, Ethan, but at other times will hang out with some of his other many friends. Whenever he walks by, all the girls faint or blow kisses to him, only wishing they could go out with him. He is overall an amazing person and you’d definitely want to be friends with him.
Example:
Hey is that Fenton?
I wish I could make out with him so badly!


Fenton
Mr. Fenton is a teacher who is obsessed with JoJo with a bow bow. He likes to throw candy at his favourite students and we fight over the candy.
Example:
Fenton is the best teacher you could EVER have.


Fenton
A random fault in a long chain of DNA string of a male homesapien causes a Fenton to be born when the male mates. Fenton is effectively a modern day neaderthal man otherwise considered exstinct. He can be found roaming and foraging in the Woodhouse Eaves area. May approach if startled, suggest that the person does not make any loud noises or sharp movements or he will be confused into a mad 'Fenton Frenzy' as the local myth calls it.
Example:
(A Fenton reading an email)'Ugg Ugg why rock flashing!? Uh Me read email! Ugg
(Fenton playing Rugby) 'Why we throw dinosaur egg?! Ouh It ball, me eat ball, Meatball?


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