Liang
When someone sticks out their middle finger and it magically grows so huge like Pinocchio's nose that it goes right through the roof into Santa Claus on Christmas, killing him. Yep, no more presents.
Liang
1) An Asian girl who really loves to dance and has cute dimples, cute inside and very lovable.Liang
1)Going monetarily overboard in an effort to win the affection or endearment of a member of the opposite sex.
2)Paying for an ex-girlfriend to go to law school on the east coast.
2)Paying for an ex-girlfriend to go to law school on the east coast.
Example:
Vince pulled a real Liang when he continued to pay for Stacy to attend Hofstra Law after she already broke up with him once.
Vince pulled a real Liang when he continued to pay for Stacy to attend Hofstra Law after she already broke up with him once.
liang
A guy with a huge dick who makes you cry in bed.
Every girls dream man. A real sweet talker, but everyone knows he just wants to get into your pants.
If you meet a liang, I suggest you drop your panties and fuck him.
Every girls dream man. A real sweet talker, but everyone knows he just wants to get into your pants.
If you meet a liang, I suggest you drop your panties and fuck him.
The Liang
The Liang... the most rare and retarded species of monkey. but it uses its cuteness to lure in its prey. some say that the Liang is more closely related to the chinese people. but scientist are sure that it is a cross breeding of the Spider Monkey and a Yellow back.
Wilson Liang
1.
(adj)
Literal Perfection
2.
(noun)
YOTTA CHAD
3.
(verb)
To accomplish a number great things with utter precision and dominance
(adj)
Literal Perfection
2.
(noun)
YOTTA CHAD
3.
(verb)
To accomplish a number great things with utter precision and dominance
Example:
GIGA CHAD: See dat flawless being over there? He is blinding everyone with his beautifulness to a point that they are evaporating.
GOD: Oh, that's Wilson Liang. I owe him money.
GIGA CHAD: See dat flawless being over there? He is blinding everyone with his beautifulness to a point that they are evaporating.
GOD: Oh, that's Wilson Liang. I owe him money.
erick liang
the one who invented the crazy asian mother videos. Very silly random and spaztic. Has famous lines. Video is found at http://youtube.com/watch?v=uVlIQpleZr8.
Example:
"B Plus? How you get a B plus in english?"
"Be a man, take ,take, responsiblity."
"Lemme see your report card"
"Look at my face. Look like the happy face?"
"I got a B plus, I am going to die."
"No timeout, we have something called knockout."
Erick Liang
"B Plus? How you get a B plus in english?"
"Be a man, take ,take, responsiblity."
"Lemme see your report card"
"Look at my face. Look like the happy face?"
"I got a B plus, I am going to die."
"No timeout, we have something called knockout."
Erick Liang
Zhuge Liang
Prime Minister of the Shu-Han during the Three Kingdoms Era. He joined Liu Bei after being visited by him three times. He prophesized the Age of the Three Kingdoms. After the Death of Liu Bei, he was entrusted with the Kingdom of Shu. Before his demise at Wu Zhang Plains, he ordered a statue of his likeness be constructed, perfect in every detail. When Sima Yi saw this statue, he decided that Zhuge Liang was still alive, and fled. Known as the Sleeping Dragon.
Joshua Liang
Zhuge Liang
Zhuge Liang (Kongming)
Born 181 AD - Died 234 AD
53 Years
Place of Birth - Yangdu, Langye
Zhuge Liang was a Taoist scholar, also known as Wo Long, or Sleeping Dragon. As a youth he lived as a hermit after escaping from his home with his brother, Zhuge Jin.
Xu Shu recommended Zhuge Liang as his successor to Liu Bei when he was ensnared in a plot by Cao Cao. Liu Bei paid three visits to the hermit, and finally on the third visit, Zhuge Liang consented to be his strategist, as he was impressed by Liu Bei's sincerity, virtue and morality.
Zhuge Liang personally travelled to Wu to make an alliance against Cao Cao. The battle of Chi Bi took place, Zhuge Liang made the southern wind blow, and Cao Cao fled defeated in the wake of the fire attack.
During this period, Zhuge Liang advised Liu Bei to conquer as much of the Southlands as possible so the Three Kingdoms Strategy could be used. Liu Bei's forces took Cheng Du, and established the Shu Kingdom. Shu, Wu and Wei now struggled to unify China.
Liu Bei became King of Hanzhong and then Emperor of Shu, yet when his sworn brother Guan Yu was executed by Wu, and his other sworn brother assassinated as he slept, he swore revenge.
With both wings torn, he invaded Wu, but was defeated by the talented young strategist Lu Xun and the much smaller Wu force. Liu Bei passed away, and Liu Chan succeeded him, before hand, Liu Bei entrusted Zhuge Liang with Shu if his son was unfit to rule.
Zhuge Liang led a campaign against the Nanman tribes in the south, and crushed them. He then went to invade Wei, but due to internal corruption in the Shu Court and also due to the brilliant planning of the Wei strategist Sima Yi, he embarked on no less than 5 campaigns.
In the year 234 AD, Zhuge Liang passed away on Wu Zhang Plains, after his attempt to recover more time was denied as Wei Yan knocked over the candles that were required to stay lit. He banned all mourning so as to decieve the enemy, when they did invade, a wooden statue was dressed as Zhuge Liang and put in a chariot. Sima Yi fled at the site of it, and so it is said in Chinese lore, "A dead Zhuge Liang can outwit a live Sima Yi." When Sima Yi observed the Shu camp and lines, he remarked that Zhuge Liang was indeed the cleverest man under heaven.
Born 181 AD - Died 234 AD
53 Years
Place of Birth - Yangdu, Langye
Zhuge Liang was a Taoist scholar, also known as Wo Long, or Sleeping Dragon. As a youth he lived as a hermit after escaping from his home with his brother, Zhuge Jin.
Xu Shu recommended Zhuge Liang as his successor to Liu Bei when he was ensnared in a plot by Cao Cao. Liu Bei paid three visits to the hermit, and finally on the third visit, Zhuge Liang consented to be his strategist, as he was impressed by Liu Bei's sincerity, virtue and morality.
Zhuge Liang personally travelled to Wu to make an alliance against Cao Cao. The battle of Chi Bi took place, Zhuge Liang made the southern wind blow, and Cao Cao fled defeated in the wake of the fire attack.
During this period, Zhuge Liang advised Liu Bei to conquer as much of the Southlands as possible so the Three Kingdoms Strategy could be used. Liu Bei's forces took Cheng Du, and established the Shu Kingdom. Shu, Wu and Wei now struggled to unify China.
Liu Bei became King of Hanzhong and then Emperor of Shu, yet when his sworn brother Guan Yu was executed by Wu, and his other sworn brother assassinated as he slept, he swore revenge.
With both wings torn, he invaded Wu, but was defeated by the talented young strategist Lu Xun and the much smaller Wu force. Liu Bei passed away, and Liu Chan succeeded him, before hand, Liu Bei entrusted Zhuge Liang with Shu if his son was unfit to rule.
Zhuge Liang led a campaign against the Nanman tribes in the south, and crushed them. He then went to invade Wei, but due to internal corruption in the Shu Court and also due to the brilliant planning of the Wei strategist Sima Yi, he embarked on no less than 5 campaigns.
In the year 234 AD, Zhuge Liang passed away on Wu Zhang Plains, after his attempt to recover more time was denied as Wei Yan knocked over the candles that were required to stay lit. He banned all mourning so as to decieve the enemy, when they did invade, a wooden statue was dressed as Zhuge Liang and put in a chariot. Sima Yi fled at the site of it, and so it is said in Chinese lore, "A dead Zhuge Liang can outwit a live Sima Yi." When Sima Yi observed the Shu camp and lines, he remarked that Zhuge Liang was indeed the cleverest man under heaven.
Example:
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Parts of this definiton taken from that site.
For more in depth information, check out www.kongming.net
Parts of this definiton taken from that site.