jmfs

when someone texts you or tells you “you might have jmfs” it is a joke, the best way to respond is to hit them with a “ligma” or “deez nuts” joke or something dumb like it because it sprouts from the same immature nature of those jokes. what is jmfs you ask “JOE MAMMA FART SYNDROME



JMF
Noun: Janky Muther Fucker. A person or business or retailer that aims to supplant, ruin, undermine, or negatively impact your brand, business or standing so they can get ahead. How do these people or businesses do this? They have no qualms misrepresenting you. They source, sell or represent you, your brand or your products in a self serving manner. Their goal is not to partner, but to put you out of business. Synonym: trainshipper, anti-partnership, unethical, dirty, douche canoe, bad people, bad business practices, dicks!
Example:
"We can't sell our stuff there, they are a bunch of JMFs." Or, "Do your homework, that retailer might be a JMF." Or "Did you see what that Janky Muther Fucker did in Greece? He just screwed you, royally."


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