flappy bird

a game app created by satan himselfthere's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking facehis only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipesi personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app



flappy bird

by Vince18 on Feb 02, 2014 02:57:07

A game that will ruin you.
Example:
Don't play flappy bird.


flappy bird

by MooseTooth on Feb 03, 2014 09:02:58

See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.

ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647
Example:
Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve


flappy bird

by jimmytriplesec on Feb 10, 2014 05:20:28

A smartphone game designed in hell by Satan itself. It consists on helping a tiny bird who can barely fly, make its way through a forest of supermario's green warp pipes. It may looks easy but it's difficult as fuck.
Example:
-He's been playing with on phone for about half an hour when he suddenly bursted in anger, throwing his new phone against the floor shouting like a mad about some birds and pipes.

-What's your score at flappy bird? 8. How did you did that?!? I tried for about an hour and i only scored 3!!!


flappy bird

by CaptainWetbar on Jan 31, 2014 13:54:20

A chick that won't shut her damn mouth.
Example:
We tried to keep it a secret but that flappy bird of mine let everyone know about my VD.


flappy bird

by yungfreebase on Feb 03, 2014 13:35:53

when you are fucking a girl then quickly pull out and shit on her chest and then tar and feather her then punch her in the back of the neck so she scquacks like a bird
Example:
joe: my night was rough bro
tom: why bro
joe: i pulled a flappy bird on my girl lastnight and then she kicked me out smh
tom: thats harsh bro


flappy bird

by caprisunkillah on Feb 10, 2014 15:54:50

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'
Example:
"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."


flappy bird

by NutzHangLoww on Feb 06, 2014 09:03:15

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"
Example:
guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"


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