Flubber

v. To Flubber: 1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.



Flubber
Similar to a male version of side boob with portion of testicle being displayed opposed to breast. Those vintage running shorts and the occasional kilt are notorius culprits, most prominent when coupled with the need to position one foot on top of a soapbox when addressing others. Although this wardrobe breach is not deliberate most of the time, damages do occur and can be difficult to assess. Most notable of damages include scarring to retinas and lasting feelings of embarrasment for all parties involved with exceptions for exhibitionists and pervs alike.
Example:
Did you see that free ballin' guy wearing the kilt at the St. Paddy's party? That dude is a cop and was trying to get women to gaze at the flubber he's packing under that skirt. I am surprised he is still getting away with that after all these years.


Flubber
Not only a hit movie of the 90's, but a sexual act performed only in dire situations when a girl is being stubborn. Only two steps required:

1) Slap the belligerent bitch with your limp penis.
2) Repeat step one until said bitch gives you a blow job.

No words are expected during this act, just explicit compliance.
Example:
Theoretical situation for the Flubber:

Tommy: Hey!
Jess: Hey...Why are you nak-
T: Slap....slap slap.... slap slap slap slap slap slap
J: FINE! Om nom nom nom nom


Flubber
A extremmely obease child who is fatter than he is tall.
Example:
The fat Flubber midget people often found in a circus.


flubber
A blob of slimy goo that defies gravity. Ranged in color from black to lime-green. Makes cars fly and basketball players jump to stupefying heights. From FLying rUBBER.
Example:
That's exactly what it is. Flying rubber. IT'S FLUBBER!!


flubbering
when morbidly obese people "fuck" or have extremely hardcore sex (eww). the term comes from the idea of the fat (or flubber) is bounced or jiggled vigorously. its disgusting, but its real.
Example:
If two sumo-wrestlers hooked up it would be considered flubbering


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