Ford Escort

A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!



Ford Escort
A great first car for anyone (unless you are over 6'5" or +300lbs). It is small, light, and reliable (insanely reliable). Not to mention it will get over 20 MPG....running on only two cylinders (30+MPG when you have the spark plug wires on the correct cylinders). There aren't millions of buttons and controls to be distracted by while driving.
Example:
The engine in my Ford Escort was running really rough one day when idling. When I drove the 45 minutes home I found out that two vacuum lines had finally popped off after 11 years.


ford 91 escort
(n.) one of the best vehicles known to mankind; great gas mileage, ideal for a 17 year old chick who works as a barista for only $6.75 an hour.
Example:
"ford 91 escort, missing hubcap, tinted windows, BRAND NEW WINDSHIELD"


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