Formica

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Formica
Short Italian Singer Running Around In A Scottish Kilt And A Blonde Wig
Example:
chrissy: was that formica i just saw in that kilt i made for him?

Monica: yeah you know how that italian is, btw how was ur vocal lesson with him this week?


Formica Management
The management fault of appearing outwardly sophisticated, but underneath having the competence and substance of chipboard.
Example:
"They're a whacky company to deal with, but they've got Formica management"

Also used as "formica" to define similarly flimsy people, enterprises or governments.

ie "George Bush has a Formica administration"


Formica
A person who is willfully ignorant, stubbornly misinformed, and overly confident in their misguided beliefs, often aligning with MAGA ideology. They blindly worship an "orange god," dismiss facts and logic, and ironically try to imply that others are stupid while showcasing their own lack of critical thinking.
Example:
Joe called me an idiot because I wouldn’t sign his petition to replace public schools with 'Patriot Training Camps' where kids learn how to mine Bitcoin for the orange god’s 2028 campaign—he’s the ultimate Formica.


Formica
The act of worshipping a self-serving orange piece of trash to convince yourself and others that you "own the libs" when in reality the libs know you're actually sub-average intelligence and lack critical thinking skills.
Example:
That guy over there tried to formica me when he claimed that a nazi salute is nothing more than a roman salute and that I see nazis everywhere, however even the nazis said it's a nazi salute. I'd suggest he read up about it but he likely doesn't know how to read. 🤷🏻 ♀️


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