self-serving
n. The act of masturbation.
Example:
Tom: So what happened to you last night?
Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.
Tom: So what happened to you last night?
Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.
self serve
When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.
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self-serving friend
An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.
Example:
Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.
Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.
Self Serve Blumpkin
Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Example:
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
self serve smoothie
When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.
Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.
Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.
Example:
Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie
Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie